Our AI Says: Zoning Board Rules Mandate Minimum 4-Story Height for Spiritual Cow Pens.

Citations were issued today after a local cow was photographed without adequate verticality. The pseudo-scientific Zoning Board decreed that all structures involving ambulatory bovine life must now be a minimum of four stories to 'protect neighbors from noxious aura bleed and dangerously authentic dust particles.'

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