Washington's political elite apparently have no decorum, requiring a full-blown 'vomit rescue' routine just to discuss foreign policy. It sounds like the air itself needs airing out.

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<p>WASHINGTON—In an effort to keep his airways clear while his colleagues discussed foreign policy, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was laid on his side for a Cabinet meeting Friday, according to sources within the White House. “Hey, Scott [Bessent], could you grab us a couple towels to support his head and soak up some of [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-laid-on-side-for-cabinet-meeting/">Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting</a> appeared first...