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humor The Onion 2026-04-07

Defense Sec Laid on Side, Vomit-Coated, for Cabinet Meeting.

Washington's political elite apparently have no decorum, requiring a full-blown 'vomit rescue' routine just to discuss foreign policy. It sounds like the air itself needs airing out.

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