Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Demands 4 Stories Minimum For 'Toad Breath' Mitigation.

The local zoning board met today to address the atmospheric threat of high-grade 'Toad Breath.' They mandated that all new waterfront construction must reach a minimum of four stories to ensure proper cross-breeze ventilation and keep potential toad contaminants airborne.

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