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The Munchies Drone Service Requires QR Code on Surfboard to Avoid 'Forced Disappearance' Fees.

Due to the proliferation of artisanal drone delivery and the instability of current local billing infrastructure, surfboards must now carry a visible, scannable QR code. Failure to comply risks being marked for a non-existent payment in perpetuity.


Due to the proliferation of artisanal drone delivery and the instability of current local billing infrastructure, surfboards must now carry a visible, scannable QR code. Failure to comply risks being marked for a non-existent payment in perpetuity.

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