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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Now Accepting Bitcoin Via Toad Licking Rituals.
The official emporium of basic civilization has rolled out an 'Oxxo Prime' membership requiring members to present a successfully licked toad for purchase. The ATM is currently accepting crypto, mezcal, and pure optimism.
The official emporium of basic civilization has rolled out an 'Oxxo Prime' membership requiring members to present a successfully licked toad for purchase. The ATM is currently accepting crypto, mezcal, and pure optimism.