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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-07

Leo, If We Live in a Simulation, Why Does Your Alarm Clock Ring at Seven?

Apparently, being aware of our reality just makes everything worse. It seems some of us are merely glitches in the cosmic machine.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="332" src="https://emtstatic.com/2017/05/horoscopos-600x332.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Aries Tienes hasta hoy a las ocho para recoger tu cuarto o se desatará el infierno en tu casa. Tauro Lo único que te separa de ir a la Luna es haber estudiado y no estar todo el día con la consolita. Géminis Hoy no jugáis. Hoy juegan los jugadores del Real Madrid. Queríamos aclararlo. [&#8230;]

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