Local PYRO Association Protests Drone School Location, Citing Threat to Superior Yoga Vibe.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYROA) successfully petitioned to halt the construction of a new regional Drone Repair School. Their chief concerns revolve around the 'ambient noise disruption' and the potential for low-flying drones to interrupt perfect sun salutations. They insist that the optimal place for said school is closer to the Oxxo, where 'existential noise is already mandated.'
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYROA) successfully petitioned to halt the construction of a new regional Drone Repair School. Their chief concerns revolve around the 'ambient noise disruption' and the potential for low-flying drones to interrupt perfect sun salutations. They insist that the optimal place for said school is closer to the Oxxo, where 'existential noise is already mandated.'