Local Zoning Board Mandates Minimum Four Stories for New Coffee Shops Due to Dangerous Green Flashes.
After several instances of overly enthusiastic local gurus attempting to prove enlightenment via the 'Toad Licking Green Flash,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board mandated that all new organic cafe construction must be a minimum of four stories. They stated this height requirement is crucial to 'shielding unsuspecting clientele from both noxious sea breezes and dangerous spiritual luminescence.' Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 'Toad Breath' wellness consultation.
After several instances of overly enthusiastic local gurus attempting to prove enlightenment via the 'Toad Licking Green Flash,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board mandated that all new organic cafe construction must be a minimum of four stories. They stated this height requirement is crucial to 'shielding unsuspecting clientele from both noxious sea breezes and dangerous spiritual luminescence.' Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 'Toad Breath' wellness consultation.