Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Requires OXXO Prime Membership, Now
The secretive Todos Toads Secret Society announced that the sacred 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' will now require the purchase of a specialized QR-coded OXXO Prime sticker placed discreetly on the toad's webbed foot. Attempts to bypass the paid membership resulted in the immediate triggering of a local 'BlackPink' YouTube Short, causing mass existential confusion among participants. The official Toad Lickers Anonymous chapter has asked for donations toward 'advanced sticker purchasing.'
The secretive Todos Toads Secret Society announced that the sacred 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' will now require the purchase of a specialized QR-coded OXXO Prime sticker placed discreetly on the toad's webbed foot. Attempts to bypass the paid membership resulted in the immediate triggering of a local 'BlackPink' YouTube Short, causing mass existential confusion among participants. The official Toad Lickers Anonymous chapter has asked for donations toward 'advanced sticker purchasing.'