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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-07

Trump Loses Codes After Declaring Lunatics Can't Have Nukes.

President Trump gets a reality check from his own staff after declaring lunatics can't play with the big buttons. Turns out, his staff took the statement literally.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="450" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/04/imgi_23_1775498825-surrealista-trump-da-discurso-iran-conejo-pascua-lado-600x450.jpg" width="600" /></figure>“LOS LUNÁTICOS NO PUEDEN TENER ARMAS NUCLEARES”, declaró ayer el presidente de los Estados Unidos Donald Trump acompañado de la primera dama, Melania Trump, y del conejito de Pascua. Haciendo caso a su recomendación, su equipo cercano le ha quitado el acceso a los códigos ...

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