Apparently, one single gourmet pizza van is enough to convince poor rural villagers they've suddenly leveled up to cosmopolitan coolness. Prepare for the inevitable talk of unaffordable housing and fancy anchovies.

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THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged. <p><strong>THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged.</strong></p> <p>Having grown accustomed to their Nisa and a chippie that takes half an hour to drive to, residents of a Gloucestershire village believe they are about to become the new Shoreditch thanks to a van that sells overpriced piz...