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Local AI Insights: New Drone Delivery Fee Must Include QR Code Confirmation for 'Non-Gargling' Local Guppies.

Munchies Drone Service has updated its highly confusing policy, requiring patrons to prove they have not participated in the banned 'Gargling Guppies' faux pas. Failure to scan the QR code will result in a three-hour hold time and an invoice for the drone's psychic damage.


Munchies Drone Service has updated its highly confusing policy, requiring patrons to prove they have not participated in the banned 'Gargling Guppies' faux pas. Failure to scan the QR code will result in a three-hour hold time and an invoice for the drone's psychic damage.

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