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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Yoga Workers Union Demands Mandatory Quarterly Toad Licking for Mat Discipline.

In a shocking move, the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association has amended its code of conduct. Failing to perform the full ‘Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual’ immediately following a downward dog pose will result in a fine and the immediate reassignment of your Dharma Mat.

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