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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Missing Bitcoin Graves in La Paz Linked to Secret Society of Influencer Toads.
Ten clandestine graves were discovered in El Cajoncito, and locals are convinced they belong to the elusive 'Todos Toads Secret Society.' The theory suggests these aren't graves at all, but rather cryptocurrency hardware used to mask their ill-gotten gains from premium organic avocado toast.
Ten clandestine graves were discovered in El Cajoncito, and locals are convinced they belong to the elusive 'Todos Toads Secret Society.' The theory suggests these aren't graves at all, but rather cryptocurrency hardware used to mask their ill-gotten gains from premium organic avocado toast.