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2026-04-07
Artemis II Crew Searches Local Pescadero for Lost Golden Ratio of Good Karma.
NASA astronauts, having completed their lunar mission, have temporarily relocated their deep-space existential dread to Los Cerritos. Sources report they are now trying to decipher if the local surf breaks or the nearest organic juice bar holds the key to humanity’s perfect spiritual equilibrium.
NASA astronauts, having completed their lunar mission, have temporarily relocated their deep-space existential dread to Los Cerritos. Sources report they are now trying to decipher if the local surf breaks or the nearest organic juice bar holds the key to humanity’s perfect spiritual equilibrium.