A man finds he's too competent after a long weekend, realizing he might actually have to work hard and be impressive. The horror!

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A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged. <p><b>A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged.</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">A long weekend of lying on the sofa and eating chocolate has resulted in Martin Bishop not remembering how to fall short of his ‘key performance indicators’ and risk being laid off during the next round of redundancies.</span></p> <p>Bisho...