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2026-04-07
Yoga Retreat Owners Union Demands Minimum 4-Story Height for Future Spiritual Centers
Citing concerns over ‘noxious sea breezes’ and inadequate spiritual privacy, the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association has mandated that all future wellness centers must be a minimum of four stories tall, ensuring a proper altitude for astral projection.
Citing concerns over ‘noxious sea breezes’ and inadequate spiritual privacy, the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association has mandated that all future wellness centers must be a minimum of four stories tall, ensuring a proper altitude for astral projection.