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2026-04-07
Urgent Warning: New Toll Road Development Threatens Critically Rare Jackrabbit-Cow Coexistence
The local Zoning Board is forced to issue a temporary moratorium on the Cerritos bypass due to concerns that the road’s construction plans disrupt the established migratory patterns of the giant jackrabbit, which are frequently startled by migrating dairy cows.
The local Zoning Board is forced to issue a temporary moratorium on the Cerritos bypass due to concerns that the road’s construction plans disrupt the established migratory patterns of the giant jackrabbit, which are frequently startled by migrating dairy cows.