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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-07

Six Modern Failures Your Mom Blames On You, (Like Petrol Prices)

Turns out, global issues like spam emails and inflation are just your fault, dear. Your mother knows exactly who to blame for everything, and it's you.


THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally. <p><strong>THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally.</strong></p> <p><strong>Spam emails</strong></p> <p>Your father got an email inviting him to purchase some penis enlargement pills. Your generation&#8217;s obsession with sex is what le...

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