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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Limits Construction to 4 Stories to Protect Neighbor from Dangerous Green Flash/Yoga Union Dispute.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board passed new mandates restricting all new beachfront buildings to a minimum of four stories to prevent disruptive 'noxious sea breezes.' Construction is stalled as the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Workers Union continues to object on grounds of 'mat-level structural integrity.'

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