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2026-04-07
Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Structures to Protect Against Noxious Sea Breezes and Wealthy Neighbors
In a sweeping protectionist move, the local zoning board announced that all new beachfront development must now be a minimum of four stories. The stated goal is to shield future occupants from dangerous green flashes and overly aggressive neighbor vibes.
In a sweeping protectionist move, the local zoning board announced that all new beachfront development must now be a minimum of four stories. The stated goal is to shield future occupants from dangerous green flashes and overly aggressive neighbor vibes.