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2026-04-07
Pescadero’s Zoning Board Mandates Generators Now Require Minimum 4 Stories and a Dedicated 'Spiritual Aura' Wing.
Following concerns about 'dangerous ambient spiritual vibrations' and improper exhaust dispersion, the board has updated building codes for backup generators. Failure to meet the height/feng shui requirement will result in immediate non-compliance citations.
Following concerns about 'dangerous ambient spiritual vibrations' and improper exhaust dispersion, the board has updated building codes for backup generators. Failure to meet the height/feng shui requirement will result in immediate non-compliance citations.