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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Our AI Says: Jumping Chollas Accidentally Discover Ancient Ritual Spot For Optimal Tequila Consumption.
A recent sighting of the desert's mythical jumping chollas led to local belief that the unpredictable movements were actually precise navigational guides to hidden mezcal distilleries. Tourists are now petitioning for a 'Cholla-Guided Taste Experience.'
A recent sighting of the desert's mythical jumping chollas led to local belief that the unpredictable movements were actually precise navigational guides to hidden mezcal distilleries. Tourists are now petitioning for a 'Cholla-Guided Taste Experience.'