We dive into the deeply misguided heterosexual theories of your father, proving that his assumptions are as outdated as his taste in flannel.

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DESPITE decades of documentaries, costumes and gay lovers, here are the people your dad is convinced were just a bit flamboyant. <p><strong>DESPITE decades of documentaries, costumes and gay lovers, here are the people your dad is convinced were just a bit flamboyant.</strong></p> <p><strong>Elton John</strong></p> <p>He married a woman, which is proof enough as far as your dad is concerned. True, the relationship didn&#8217;t work out, but neither did your parents&#8217;. And that wasn&#8217;t ...