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2026-04-07
New Zoning Board Mandates Beachfront Buildings Be Four Stories Minimum to Guard Against Dangerous Green Flashes
The Todos Santos Zoning Board argued today that the potential danger posed by a sudden, catastrophic green flash requires robust, multi-story defense structures. They also confirmed that the mandatory height increase effectively doubles the required amount of parking space for expensive surf vans, keeping the tourist cycle perpetually moving.
The Todos Santos Zoning Board argued today that the potential danger posed by a sudden, catastrophic green flash requires robust, multi-story defense structures. They also confirmed that the mandatory height increase effectively doubles the required amount of parking space for expensive surf vans, keeping the tourist cycle perpetually moving.