OXXO Rolls Out 'Prime Life Status' Membership, Restricting Drone Delivery Pickups To Insiders With Sacred QR Codes

The convenience store has elevated its services, requiring new 'Oxxo Prime' members to prove their inner peace via a newly installed QR code generator. Services now include guaranteed gas delivery pump lanes and the right to queue for the highly limited fresh hot dogs, cementing OXXO as the bureaucratic embassy of petty needs.

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