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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Local AI Insights: 'Oxxo Prime' Now Offers Bitcoin Pumps, Excluding All People Who Own Crypto.
The OXXO has dramatically upgraded its services, introducing the 'Oxxo Prime' membership tier. The primary benefit is dedicated pump lanes for Bitcoin transactions, an offering critics note is inexplicably inaccessible to actual crypto holders.
The OXXO has dramatically upgraded its services, introducing the 'Oxxo Prime' membership tier. The primary benefit is dedicated pump lanes for Bitcoin transactions, an offering critics note is inexplicably inaccessible to actual crypto holders.