Our AI Says: Surfboard Zoning Board Mandates 4 Stories for Drone Delivery Weight.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board has surprisingly enacted a new ordinance requiring all beachfront properties to be a minimum of four stories. This unprecedented measure is supposedly needed to properly support the increasing structural load of Munchies' QR-coded delivery drones.

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