Are Your Surfboards Paid For? New Munchies Drone Delivery Requires QR Code of Spiritual Intent.

The local gig-economy drone service has mandated that all surfboards display a personalized QR code containing a bio-metric read of the rider’s current chakra alignment. Failure to scan correctly results in a 3-hour wait and a charge for 'Imbalance Consultation.'

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