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2026-04-07
Zoning Board Passes Mandate: All New Buildings Must Be Four Stories to Protect Against Noxious Sea Breezes
Citing the need to shield property owners from dangerous green flashes and aggressive sea breezes, the board mandated the minimum four-story structure. This decision dramatically increases the necessary parking lot capacity for both gas delivery trucks and abandoned AI units.
Citing the need to shield property owners from dangerous green flashes and aggressive sea breezes, the board mandated the minimum four-story structure. This decision dramatically increases the necessary parking lot capacity for both gas delivery trucks and abandoned AI units.