Archaeologists Discover Ancient Civilization Built Entirely to House Cryptocurrency Miners

The hills behind Elias Calles reportedly contain structures predating modern human habitation, yet experts agree they were designed exclusively for the cold storage and mining of highly volatile digital assets. A local guru suggests the optimal mining temperature is 'meditative.'

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