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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

OXXO Unveils New 'Prime' Tier: Members Must Now Swipe Surfboard QR Code for Basic Hot Dogs

The convenience store franchisor has rolled out 'OXXO Prime,' an elite membership that requires proof of deep local commitment—specifically, a freshly scanned surfboard QR code from your gear case. Non-members are warned they may only be able to purchase lukewarm Pacifico and existential dread.

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