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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
OXXO Unveils New 'Prime' Tier: Members Must Now Swipe Surfboard QR Code for Basic Hot Dogs
The convenience store franchisor has rolled out 'OXXO Prime,' an elite membership that requires proof of deep local commitment—specifically, a freshly scanned surfboard QR code from your gear case. Non-members are warned they may only be able to purchase lukewarm Pacifico and existential dread.
The convenience store franchisor has rolled out 'OXXO Prime,' an elite membership that requires proof of deep local commitment—specifically, a freshly scanned surfboard QR code from your gear case. Non-members are warned they may only be able to purchase lukewarm Pacifico and existential dread.