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Local AI Insights: Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Bitcoin Mine Beneath Mythical ‘Licked Toad’ Google Search Results.

The site yielded massive quantities of pre-2020 crypto coins, baffling experts who noted that the original mining operation was powered exclusively by the residual energy from a very enthusiastic, but un-lickable, toad.

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