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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Service Now Requires Surfboard QR Code To Verify Patron’s Deep Spiritual Alignment.

After three attempts by a patron to pay using only good vibes, the drone service updated its billing protocol. Failure to scan the unique, proprietary surf-logo QR code results in a mandatory $15 'Alignment Fee'.

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