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2026-04-07
Local Zoning Board Mandates All Beachfront Construction Be at Least 4 Stories Due to Dangerous Green Flashes.
The Pescadero Zoning Board unanimously approved the new mandate, citing concerns over 'noxious sea breezes' and the potential for 'unfiltered existential despair.' Lawyers estimate this will raise development costs by 800%.
The Pescadero Zoning Board unanimously approved the new mandate, citing concerns over 'noxious sea breezes' and the potential for 'unfiltered existential despair.' Lawyers estimate this will raise development costs by 800%.