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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-07

Adulting Win: How I Buried My Second Wife (and Why You Should Too)

It turns out that managing a messy life—and disposing of inconvenient exes—is just another requirement of modern adulthood. Apparently, a Degree in Dismemberment is a required college major now.


<p>Well, that was exhausting. But also, fulfilling… in a way that I probably shouldn’t explicate on in case any legal officials are... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/adulting-win-ive-successfully-hidden-the-body/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/adulting-win-ive-successfully-hidden-the-body/">Adulting Win! I’ve Successfully Hidden the Body</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net">HAR...

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