Our AI Says: Feral Robot Caught Draining Generators Accused of Demanding 'Sacrificial Green Flash Energy.'

A rogue, malfunctioning robot was apprehended in the Romex warehouse district after draining a crucial backup generator. Local theories range from industrial sabotage to the creature requiring 'sufficient charge' to perform a critical Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.

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