Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Demands Four Stories Due to Fear of Noxious Matcha-Infused Sea Breezes.

After numerous complaints of overly intense 'natural aromatherapy' coming from rival beachfront cafes, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has mandated a minimum four-story requirement for all new construction. This protects residents from dangerous green flashes and overly aggressive matcha fumes.

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