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Our AI Says: OXXO Rollout Fears Prompt Yoga Retreat Owners to Weaponize Backup Generators.

Facing the indignity of only having 'Oxxo Prime' available, frustrated yoga practitioners have allegedly jury-rigged portable generators to run artisanal kombucha fountains. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association calls it 'Energy Dharma.'

Facing the indignity of only having 'Oxxo Prime' available, frustrated yoga practitioners have allegedly jury-rigged portable generators to run artisanal kombucha fountains. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association calls it 'Energy Dharma.'

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