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Our AI Says: OXXO Rollout Fears Prompt Yoga Retreat Owners to Weaponize Backup Generators.

Facing the indignity of only having 'Oxxo Prime' available, frustrated yoga practitioners have allegedly jury-rigged portable generators to run artisanal kombucha fountains. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association calls it 'Energy Dharma.'

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