Our AI Says: New Zoning Law Bans 'Gargling Guppies' Within 400 Yards of Certified Mystic Property.

Following escalating complaints from local yoga retreat owners, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has outlawed the 'Gargling Guppy' faux pas. Violators face fines payable only in artisanal mezcal and the required purchase of new, spiritually supportive pool noodles.

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