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2026-04-07
Our AI Says: Feral Robot Found Siphoning Generator Power Near Pescadero's New Toll Road.
Local residents found a rogue automaton draining local backup generators for its nest in a Romex warehouse. Officials are suggesting the robot may be an early warning system for the inevitable CFE blackout.
Local residents found a rogue automaton draining local backup generators for its nest in a Romex warehouse. Officials are suggesting the robot may be an early warning system for the inevitable CFE blackout.