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humor The Chaser 2026-04-07

Arrested for being too handsome? Ben Roberts-Smith broke the 'Cool Guy' statute.

Apparently, being a desirable, muscular man is now a felony. Poor Ben; they just couldn't handle all that natural wattage.


<p>"Oh so it's a crime now to be a cool man with abs?"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/general-news/7news-reports-that-ben-roberts-smith-has-been-arrested/">7News reports that Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested on multiple counts of being too much of a handsome legend</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p>Alleged war hero and defamation law expert Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested over allegations of war crimes.</p> <p>Meanwhile 7 News ...

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