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Our AI Says: New Zoning Code Mandates OXXO Rollouts Be Minimum Four Stories to Protect From Green Flash Backwash

Local builders are baffled as the Zoning Board declared that, following a suspiciously timed 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' all new construction must now be immense to prevent debilitating magical radiation.

Local builders are baffled as the Zoning Board declared that, following a suspiciously timed 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' all new construction must now be immense to prevent debilitating magical radiation.

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