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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Yoga Mats Union Demands Mandatory Mezcal Consumption for Proper 'Spiritual Focus'

After months of negotiation, the newly formed union for high-end yoga mats announced that minimum-grade Mezcal is required for practitioners to unlock the next level of mat discipline and transcendental stretching.

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