Disgruntled Yoga Workers Union Demands Better Mat Discipline After Ancient Bitcoin Mine Discovery.

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association is in chaos after archaeologists unearthed what they believe is an ancient Bitcoin mining facility behind Elias Calles. The workers argue that the discovery has deeply disrupted their 'flow' and demanded better, less-dampened mat etiquette.

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