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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Local Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Min Height to Protect From Noxious Sea Breeze, Green Flash.
After an alarming incident involving a highly synchronous green flash and a particularly vigorous toad croaking near the beach, the local council has outlawed any single-story surf shack. Experts suggest high verticality is key to mitigating spontaneous existential crises.
After an alarming incident involving a highly synchronous green flash and a particularly vigorous toad croaking near the beach, the local council has outlawed any single-story surf shack. Experts suggest high verticality is key to mitigating spontaneous existential crises.