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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: PYROA Bans Tequila Shots Licked by Toads, Citing 'Misaligned Coastal Feng Shui.'

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association has issued a cease and desist against all non-approved toad interactions. The primary infraction involves the consumption of mezcal directly after a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' which they claim is structurally unsound.

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