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Our AI Says: Jumping Chollas Demand Mandatory Backup Generators to Preserve Optimal Coachella Dust Vibes.

Local wildlife has staged a protest near Pescadero, arguing that the intermittent loss of electrical power compromises the optimal atmospheric dust density necessary for a proper 'cholla leap.' They are lobbying for a dedicated, high-capacity, diesel-fueled power source.

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