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2026-04-07
Local AI Insights: Council Votes to Establish Official 'Jumping Cholla' Mitigation Zone
After three alleged incidents involving wealthy expats and highly athletic desert quadrupeds, the local council has taken definitive action. New regulations specify safe viewing distances and require mandatory emotional trauma counseling for anyone who screams at a jumping jackrabbit.
After three alleged incidents involving wealthy expats and highly athletic desert quadrupeds, the local council has taken definitive action. New regulations specify safe viewing distances and require mandatory emotional trauma counseling for anyone who screams at a jumping jackrabbit.