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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Height for Green Flash Viewing Cabanas

Following a string of unexplained local luminescence events, the Todos Santos Zoning Commission has passed an unprecedented ordinance. New beachfront structures must now be a minimum of four stories to ‘protect neighbors from dangerous green flashes and noxious sea breeze.’


Following a string of unexplained local luminescence events, the Todos Santos Zoning Commission has passed an unprecedented ordinance. New beachfront structures must now be a minimum of four stories to ‘protect neighbors from dangerous green flashes and noxious sea breeze.’

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